Howard is Wrong

A recap of the mistakes of Howard and everyone else on the Stern Show

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Howard, Stuttering John, and Jay Leno

On Wednesday’s episode of the Howard Stern Radio Show, Howard started off the show talking about how he was quoted in the newspaper in an article about Howard and Stuttering John. It all started when Stuttering John was on an online radio show and said that he was unsure whether or not he was going with Jay Leno the his new show. John is the announcer for The Tonight Show With Jay Leno, but Jay is moving to another show after Conan O’Brien takes over The Tonight Show in a few months. A few days ago, Howard said on his show that if he found out that Jay did not bring Stuttering John to his new show and left him hanging without a job, he would offer to let him stay in California and do his old gig- asking celebrities questions on the red carpet. After Howard said this, a major newspaper picked up the story, but tried to slant it to make it seem that Howard didn’t like John and was saying bad things about him. I think that Howard was actually being commendable and offering John his old job back, even after he already burned Howard by leaving to the Tonight Show without even saying anything until a few weeks before he left.

But, I think Howard is being a little hypocritical because he is in a similar situation with his whole staff. Howard is nearing the end of his contract and has about 20 months left until he renegotiates a new deal or leaves forever. And Howard says all the time that he doesn’t know if he is going to want to sign a new deal. If he doesn’t make his mind soon, he will be leaving his whole staff hanging without knowing whether they have a job in the future. And especially with the state of the economy at the current time, this can be especially scary. If they aren’t going to have a job in a year and a half, they need to start thinking about what they are going to do. Many of the people on his staff have been there for a long time and would be hard pressed to find another job without much notice. Howard not everybody has $500 million in the bank to fall back on. Think about the other people who will be left jobless with no notice.

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Auction Ends: Sunday Sep-05-2010 17:49:21 PDT
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stuttering-john-autographed-1994-promo-poster-mint!!! STUTTERING JOHN autographed 1994 PROMO POSTER mint!!!
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Auction Ends: Monday Sep-06-2010 8:36:59 PDT
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Auction Ends: Monday Sep-06-2010 10:20:36 PDT
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Auction Ends: Monday Sep-06-2010 17:09:13 PDT
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Auction Ends: Tuesday Sep-07-2010 14:19:04 PDT
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Howard The Phone Expert?

Today Howard and the gang were talking about cell phones and how Howard is now an expert on all the hot new cell phones. Well, Howard, it looks like you need to do a little more research. You go on about how you can’t get lotus notes on an iPhone, because it doesn’t get push email. Well if your email system is compatible, it allows push email and if not it can update itself at certain intervals. My iPhone is set to download new messages every 15 minutes, and it works fine for me. I always get new messages no longer than 15 minutes after they are recieved. It sounds like his IBM expert is trying to convince him to not get an iPhone.

Then Howard also said that he didn’t want the T Mobile G1 because it runs Windows Mobile. Newsflash, the G1 does not use Windows, but Treo’s do. So, you probably use Windows Mobile already on your current Treo, Howard. Try to do a little more research before acting like an expert on everything.

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Auction Ends: Sunday Sep-05-2010 17:41:05 PDT
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Auction Ends: Sunday Sep-05-2010 17:41:49 PDT
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Auction Ends: Sunday Sep-05-2010 17:44:10 PDT
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Auction Ends: Sunday Sep-05-2010 17:44:36 PDT
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Auction Ends: Sunday Sep-05-2010 17:44:38 PDT
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Auction Ends: Sunday Sep-05-2010 17:44:39 PDT
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Janine Lindemulder - Hot, But Not That Hot

Today on the Howard Stern Show, they had this girl who is some porn star or whatever who is going to jail because she didnt pay her taxes, her name was Janine Lindemulder.  Well Howard and crew were going on about how hot this girl, Janine Lindemulder, was.  Gary Bababooey was going on about how she rubbed his back (are you sure thats what it was, Gary?) and he got all chubbed up in like 20 seconds.  Well I looked her up and shes not even that hot.  I mean, don’t get me wrong, I would totally do her, but I wouldn’t be falling all over her if I met her. Take a look and tell me if I’m wrong in the comments section.

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Everybody Puts Mustard On A Hot Dog

Today on the Stern show, Howard was talking about the next bachelorette on the TV show the Bachelor, and he was making fun of her because she judges people on what condiments they put on a hot dog. But then he goes on to say, “Who puts ketchup on a hotdog? Everybody puts mustard on.” Robin and Artie agreed that nobody uses ketchup on a hot dog because everyone uses mustard instead. Well Howard, you just got done making fun of her by judging people by what they eat but then you do the same thing. What if I put sauerkraut on my hot dog and ketchup? Would you have a heart-attack because nobody uses anything but mustard?

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