Everybody Puts Mustard On A Hot Dog
Today on the Stern show, Howard was talking about the next bachelorette on the TV show the Bachelor, and he was making fun of her because she judges people on what condiments they put on a hot dog. But then he goes on to say, “Who puts ketchup on a hotdog? Everybody puts mustard on.” Robin and Artie agreed that nobody uses ketchup on a hot dog because everyone uses mustard instead. Well Howard, you just got done making fun of her by judging people by what they eat but then you do the same thing. What if I put sauerkraut on my hot dog and ketchup? Would you have a heart-attack because nobody uses anything but mustard?